Saturday, January 29, 2011

Will Kansas City Discrimination Suit Really Damage Schulte?

When asked to define "paradox" at Genius School, Bart Simpson answered, "Damned if you do, and damned if you don't."  Acting City Manager Troy Schulte knows exactly that feeling.  He and the City of Kansas City were on the losing end  of a $2.6 million reverse discrimination suit filed by two white workers who had recently been laid off.  

Star columnist Yael Abouhalkah insists that the loss "damages the public standing of Acting City Manager Troy Schulte."  More likely, the loss will help educate taxpayers that in the Orwellian world of discrimination law even the best meaning people can find themselves on the wrong end of a law suit.  

Mayor Funkhouser and wife Gloria learned this the hard way a few years ago.  Now that Abouhalkah has spanked candidate Mike Burke for trying to pin this suit on Funkhouser and Deb Hermann, maybe he will come to see that the Funkhousers were not to blame for the last one.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Funkhouser Takes On the Kansas City Port Authority

The sometimes cartoonish reporting on the Port Authority scandal in the local media demands a cartoonish response.  In this one, two people debate whether it is better for Mayor Mark Funkhouser to be cooperative--or to be right.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Cauthen Watch, Week 2

This just in. Former Kansas City Manager Wayne Cauthen, the cause of a fair share of the problems from which Kansas City's City Hall is still digging out, was just bounced from consideration for the city manager's job in Savannah, Ga.
The Savannah City Council named two finalists - Alfred Lott, city manager of the considerably smaller Albany, Ga., and Rochelle Small-Toney, the city's acting city manager.

Friday, January 21, 2011

OustedKansas City Manager Wayne Cauthen Still Looking For Work

Wayne Cauthen/KMBC Photo
In 2007, Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser called for the ouster of then city manager Wayne Cauthen.  The City Council resisted.  By 2009, even the City Council had lost confidence in Cauthen's budgetary oversight and responded to Funk's renewed call for a Sayonara moment.  On the day of Cauthen's departure, City Hall Security escorted him from the building, and Cauthen rambled on to new pastures.  

As the Pitch reports,  that ramble has taken Cauthen to Savannah.  Unfortunately for Cauthen, the Savannah Morning News has shared with the readers some of the concerns that got the Funk excited years ago, and Cauthen seems unlikely to catch on.  Apparently, it took the Savannah paper only days to discover what took the Kansas City paper years.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Even Unbuilt Hotels Cost Money

The Pitch does a good job tracking some of the $500,000 that was spent thinking about building a potential 1,000-room convention hotel.  $40,000 of that amount found its way to consultant Kim Carlos for some seriously elusive public relations work.  The Pitch also found it curious that the committee which hired Carlos was chaired by the same city councilwoman, Cindy Circo, whose 2007 campaign Carlos advised.  All of this, of course, is chump change when weighed against the heavily-subsidized $350 million boondoggle that the hotel promises to be, a boondoggle that has more than a few civic leaders salivating.  This, after all, is a big pie to slice especially if the taxpayer is paying for the ingredients.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Kraske Upgrades Kansas City Mayor Funkhouser's Chances

Occasionally, the Kansas City Star's Steve Kraske gets things right.  In his "Breakfast Buzz" column, Kraske opines that the "biggest winner in the PA pushing match" was Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser.  

We argue that the mayor's solo, principled stand against insider dealing at the Port Authority deserves more respectful language than "pushing match."  Still, it is  good to see that the Star has reevaluated its "longshot" label on the mayor's re-election chances.  Soon, its group-think editorialists might even start reevaluating the mayor.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

KC/Active Says Don't Underestimate Mayor Mark Funkhouser

Bruce Rodgers, publisher of KC/Active, notes that the newsroom at the Kansas City Star  has gotten so unhinged "that the newspaper’s unsigned editorials are ignoring reality." The editorialists are certain that one of what the Star's Steve Kraske calls the "fearsome foursome"--James, Rowland, Hermann, Burke--will take out Mark Funkhouser in March.  One Star writer predicts that Funkhouser will not even make it to the March primary.  

With Funk in a commanding lead in the polls--27 to 11 over the most fearsome of the foursome--Rodgers wonders whether "this great mayoral race so announced by the Star is so much smoke and not a lot of fire."  As the saying goes, where there is smoke, there is usually a bong not too far away.


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Star Praises KC's Lucky, Unguided Snow Removal

For those of you who think the "Uncaused Cause" refers exclusively to the Creator of heaven and earth, think again.   In an editorial praising how "nicely" Kansas City handled this year's first big storm, the Kansas City Star could discern no guiding hand behind it.  As Mayor Bloomberg of New York City can attest, when a city mishandles a snowstorm, all fingers point at the mayor. In Kansas City, however, when snow removal goes well and as planned, the Star at least chooses to credit no one, let alone Mayor Mark Funkhouser.  There is a rumor that City Councilwoman Deb Hermann has taken credit for the good work, but that rumor may have emerged because of Hermann's historic reputation for snow jobs.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

City Response To Snow Best Ever

Kansas City residents have been expressing surprise at how well the city has responded to its first significant snow of the season.  The city has more plows on the streets, more workers out plowing, and better equipment than ever before, including plows equipped with GPS devices to let management know what streets have been plowed and which need plowing.  “We’ve got a ways to go,” Mayor Mark Funkhouser told the Kansas City Star, adding “I think that with these changes our residents will see a substantial improvement in our ability to respond.”


Glorioso Links Funk, Darla Jaye to Arizona Shooting

Professional provocateur and Jim Rowland backer Steve Glorioso threw a perverse note into Mayor Mark Funkhouser's State of the City address at the All Souls Unitarian Universalist Church on Sunday.  As the Kansas City Star noted, Funk "talked about tough decisions he made to improve the city’s finances, efforts to make the city safer, neighborhood improvements and his own frugal nature."  But Glorioso, in full demagogic mode, blamed the shooting on right-wing  talk radio shows and wondered why, during his frequent appearance on local shows like Darla Jaye's on KMBZ, Funkhouser did not challenge the hosts to change their imagined ways. Never mind that Glorioso himself once hosted a highly charged talk radio show or that the Arizona shooter was a left wing pot head who burned American flags and read the Communist Manifesto.  For his part, Funkhouser argued that both sides were guilty of overheated rhetoric--he experienced his own series of death threats after appointing a conservative to the Park Board--and asked for bi-partisan sanity, a state of mind with which Mr. Glorioso has little familiarity.


Friday, January 7, 2011

Rowland Likens Funkhouser to Joe McCarthy

In an impressively intemperate outburst, mayoral candidate Jim Rowland, paraphrasing Joseph Welch's famed denunciation of Joe McCarthy, asked Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser, "Have you no shame?"  The dastardly deed that prompted Rowland's imprecation was--hang on here--Funkhouser's congratulating the Kansas City Chiefs for making the playoffs.  Confused?  Well, a few weeks earlier Funkhouser opposed the spending of $2 million of public money on the same sports complex that employs Rowland as its director.  Since the Chiefs play at that complex, Rowland considered it an "hypocrisy . . . that knows no boundaries" for Funk to cheer the Chiefs on.  Since nearly half of the county residents voted against public subsidies of the complex last time it was on the ballot, should they be pulling for the Ravens?  Only Jim Rowland knows.

Funkhouser Fights the Ghost

Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser finds the ghost of Tom Pendergast wandering around the Port Authority and sics the Feds on him.  Too bad he has had so little help from the City Council, including self-styled team player Deb Hermann.  Indeed, they have criticized him for not adding his eyes to the collective Council blind eye turned towards the cronyism and cluster backscratching of this self-serving enterprise.  'Click Here to Read More'




Hermann Praises Own Honesty, Character, Dignity, Humility

In a lengthy interview with the Hispanic News, City Councilwoman Deb Hermann praised herself lavishly for a wide variety of virtues.  These include her "professionalism, honesty and strength of character."  Beyond these, Hermann also admires her own "calm, dignified leadership."  If these were not enough, Hermann stuns even herself with how "caring," "thoughtful," and "serious" she can be.  Above all, Hermann is enchanted by her own humility and promises to take the "'I' out of your sentences as often as possible and replace it with 'we.'" Obama-Hermann 2012?  Or should it be Hermann-Obama?